Will: Well Im not the one knocking on death's door!
Nico: I dont knock on his door! I break it down
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Will: Well Im not the one knocking on death's door!
Nico: I dont knock on his door! I break it down

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Alex to Sam: You know I really like those movies where two characters just bump into each other and feel an immediate connection-
Magnus: *accidentally bumps into Alex and makes him drop his garrote*
Magnus and Alex: *goes to pick it up and touches hands*
Magnus: Im sorry bout that
Alex: Yeah, next time can you watch where the fuxk you're going?"
Alex to Sam: As I was saying Im such a hopeless romantic
Magnus: You know the more Y's somebody has in their "heyy" the more interested they are in you
Magnus: With that said, Heyyyy
Alex: He
percy: ten years go, i married my best friend percy: annabeth is still pretty mad about it but jason and i were drunk and we thought it was funny
Reblog this with the last song you listened and replace the last word with “Jim”
-nothing without Jim-
Next to Jim
Everything She Jims
Dark Jim @xxxamerican-psychoxxx
Don’t You Ever Forget About Jim
How do you jim?
Dancing Jim
Take me Jim
Written in the Jims
Killer Jim
Billie Jim
Never gonna give you Jim
Hope of Jim
The other side of Jim
The Secret of the Jim…
We don’t talk any jim
best of both jims
Sweet Jim
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Jims
End it with a Jim
wonder jim
Death by Jim
Say That We’re Sweethearts Jim
Does anybody have a Jim
Before you start your Jim
Carol of the Jim
Hungry like the Jim
Carrying The Jim
Crazy=Jim
I was feeling nostalgic
The Song of the Jim
Our own Jim
Death of a Jim
Jim Cheetah
When The Party’s Jim
You are the Jim

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Percy: Goes to the underworld to save his mom
Zane: Goes to the underwold to save his dog
Guys lets start a new fandom
Percy: What was the dumbest thing you ever believed in as a child?
Nico: That I was straight
Will: *snorts*
Percy: *is having a nightmare*
Jason: Percy! Wake up! are you ok?
Percy: Yeah, I'm fine I just had a nightmare
Jason: about?
Percy: *thinks back to the nightmare where Nico kept saying "You're not my type" over and over again*
Percy: It's about a panda
Jason: A....panda?
Percy: a panda
Alex to Mallory and Halfborn: STOP FIGHTING!!!
*Sam passes by*
Alex: Ok continue

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Will: *sees Nico running around holding something*
Will: What cha got there Neeks?
Nico: *proudly shouts* A Knife!
Will: No!
Magnus Chase as the things/words that my friend and I have said/done
Magnus: We're not retreating.... we're just stratigically leaving
Alex: Ok fine, we won't fight, we'll just aggressively exchange words
Hearth: *frantic hand gestures*
Blitz: This shit doesn't go with that shit
Sam: I'm legally, nearly adult-ish
Mallory: I won't hurt you, I'm just going to place my fist on your face, HARD
T.J.: *accepts the task* *later on* shitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiii-
Halfborn: *incoherent screaming*
Jack: *takes a deep breath* yOUUUUUU'REEEE HEEEEERREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOTHING I FEAR-
If Mr. D meets Alex and Magnus
Mr.D: Ah Magnet Charred and Alejandro Ferrari
Magnus: Actually sir it's Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro-
Mr.D: Whatever Magnum Cheese and Adrian Ferrero
Sam: pfft- Ferrero
Apollo: *Curls his eye lashes*
Apollo: Guess what's different about me?
Calypso: You got fatter?
Apollo: *Irritated smile* No
Leo: You got older?
Apollo: *irritated grin* haha no
Meg: You got more acne?
Apollo: *grinning intensifies* sTILL NO
THIS JUST COME TO MY MIND I’M SORRY I SWEAR
Percy: He-Hello, mister Thor. My name is P-Percy Jackson.
Thor: WELL, HELLO! SON OF JACK!
Percy: What?
Jack, the sword: HE IS NOT MY SON WHT

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How I wish the campfire song went in Trials of Apollo
Meg: Why is everyone scraping part of their plate to the fire? Is the food here really that bad?
Nico: Offering to the gods. It's not enough that their omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated, To the Gods!
Apollo: *feeling severely ATTACKED*
All: To the Gods!
Nico: Oh things couldn't be worse. When your parents run the universe
Apollo: *sweats nervously*
Will: HAPPY NEW YEAR NICO!!!!
Will: So? What's your new years resolution?
Nico: I'm gonna be an even better version of myself
Will: So you'll go outside more? you'll interact more? you'll-
Nico: No! I'm gonna wear darker clothes, shut myself in more and be more gay
Will: ....