Fate Spins Along as it Should

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

I’d say that I’d commit war crimes for Eva Stratt but she’s doing that all on her own and I’m sitting there saying things like “yippee!” and “woohoo!”

"average person pirates 3 pieces of copyrighted media per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person pirates 0 copyrighted media per day. Piracy Eva, who lives on a boat & pirates the entire internet, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

eva stratt, arriving late with two starbucks: sorry i'm late grace didn't want to come

reblog to PAT the PIG