Don't💚 be💚 an💚 asshole💚

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

What if bike was short for bichael

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child